FACTS ON TORTOISE

 *The shell of a tortoise is prepared from 60 different bones that are all connected to each other.

. *The top part of the shell is called the carapace and the underside is called the plastron.

. *They have strong horny mouths and no teeth.

 *Tortoises do not have flippers and live entirely above water. 

. *They have good eyesight and excellent sense of smell.

 * Tortoises are cold-blooded and generally diurnal.

.* They draw heat from the environment to get warm and walk on land with their round and stumpy feet

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. *They have the same lifespan as humans and some tortoises can live

   from 90 to 150 years.

.* Tortoises are herbivores and eat mainly grass, ferns, fruits, flowers and tree leaves.

   *The female is generally larger than the male in most of the species. Females dig nesting burrows in which they lay 1 to 30 eggs.

 *A tortoise has four legs and a shell that is joined down the sides.

 * They store their sperm and produce fertile eggs three years after the last mating.

 *Females lay 2-12 eggs in deep holes and leave. The hatching takes 90 – 120 days to incubate

 *Tortoises hibernate during winter months and go through a period of starvation to empty their stomachs before hibernating.

 *  When baby tortoises break out of their shells they're called hatchings

      *Giant tortoises can weigh as much as 300 kg (660 lbs) and can grow to be 1.3 m (4 ft) long

*The tortoise is susceptible to parasites and pneumonia

 *The tortoise is the common name for a terrestrial turtle

 *Tortoises or land turtles are land-dwelling reptiles of the family of Testudinidae, order Testudines.

 *The giant tortoises of the Galapagos Islands are famous the world over and each of the islands has it's very own species 

FUNNY MOMENTS IN FOOTBALL

THE UNTHINKABLE, INCREDIBLE AND MOST HILARIOUS THINGS DONE ON THE PITCH

*NAKED MARKING
Pls let us learn to wear extra boxers or pant as the case may be to the field in other to avoid things like this








* SHAOLIN MASTERS IN FOOTBALL
Some players like joel barton, shawcross, nigel de jong are career destroyer . Pls as a player be careful of who u are marking so u dont fall a victim of an unintended "shaolin kick"

*FOOTBALL ROMANCE
You should also watch the opposite team to see if they have a gay, if they do stay clear unless u want a repetition of this.


 

 *DOUBLE VISION
Be careful not to take or drink anything such as (Kain-Kain, Sheekpe, Orijin, Alomo, MacDowell, Agbo and even Yoyo bitters) before going to the pitch otherwise you will see the ball like this man and you may end up scoring an Own-goal  

*SELFISH PLAYER
Do not over carry the ball, learn to play with others or you will end up like this guy here

*HARD TACKLE

If you have an enemy in the opposite team be at alert at all times and dont try to score because you've just sign a death warrant if you do so.
                                                                 



                                                     

 *INTERESTING FELLOWS
Every form of private relationship should be done outside the pitch unlike these guys who wants to show the world how good they look together




                                                                

 *EXPENSIVE JOKE
Do not allow anybody to touch the sensitive parts of your body(especially d B*lls) as they can serve as an antidote to Anger.


                                                     

 *KNOCK OUT TACKLE
Guide yourself against any ruthless tackle and dont vie for all balls, some balls are better left unfought for in other to avoid the "knock out tackle"





pls endeavour to learn from this "winks"

A PLACE IN THE STARS

Kim Dakin (Gideon okeke), a young lawyer who gets a client with a case that leaves him conflicted. He has information that can save many lives if he passes it on, but he also stands to make millions if he doesn’t. In a very corrupt, crime driven country where everyone loves money and no one cares or wants to know how you make it, the young lawyer sees this as a big opportunity to make it big.

The only problem to achieving his desire is Diokpa Okonkwo (Segun Arinze) the king pin of the counterfeit medical drugs trade who he is to face in court, doesn’t play nice at all.

He kills at will and can go as far as it takes to protect his multimillion dollar trade and is not pulling punches against Kim and his client. He has Kim’s client in jail and send out assassins to silence Kim.

Suddenly Kim is at war on two fronts; one to stay alive and the other against his conscience and everything he has been raised to believe is right.

This movie has shown to us how well we’ll miss the services of the black African lioness of blessed memory Mrs. Dora Akwuyili, who with her act of service to her fatherland saved several Nigerians from the scourge of food poisoning, expired and untested drugs. As if

that wasn’t enough she went ahead to destroy some locally drugs i.e. the woman who sold cassava flour as ampicillin and so on.

The late Mrs. Dora Akwuyili has now gotten two (2) indigenous films to her honor, the first which was “THE PATRIOT” and now that she has found her place in the hearts of several Nigerians she has also given “A PLACE IN THE STARS”

                                   #GOD BLESS NIGERIA, GOD BLESS NOLLYWOOD