THE UNTHINKABLE, INCREDIBLE AND MOST HILARIOUS THINGS DONE ON THE PITCH
*NAKED MARKING
Pls let us learn to wear extra boxers or pant as the case may be to the field in other to avoid things like this
* SHAOLIN MASTERS IN FOOTBALL
Some players like joel barton, shawcross, nigel de jong are career destroyer . Pls as a player be careful of who u are marking so u dont fall a victim of an unintended "shaolin kick"
*FOOTBALL ROMANCE
You should also watch the opposite team to see if they have a gay, if they do stay clear unless u want a repetition of this.
*DOUBLE VISION
Be careful not to take or drink anything such as (Kain-Kain, Sheekpe, Orijin, Alomo, MacDowell, Agbo and even Yoyo bitters) before going to the pitch otherwise you will see the ball like this man and you may end up scoring an Own-goal
*SELFISH PLAYER
Do not over carry the ball, learn to play with others or you will end up like this guy here
*HARD
TACKLE
If you have an enemy in the opposite team be at alert at all times and dont try to score because you've just sign a death warrant if you do so.
*INTERESTING FELLOWS
Every form of private relationship should be done outside the pitch unlike these guys who wants to show the world how good they look together
*EXPENSIVE JOKE
Do not allow anybody to touch the sensitive parts of your body(especially d B*lls) as they can serve as an antidote to Anger.
*KNOCK OUT TACKLE
Guide yourself against any ruthless tackle and dont vie for all balls, some balls are better left unfought for in other to avoid the "knock out tackle"
pls endeavour to learn from this "winks"
Pls let us learn to wear extra boxers or pant as the case may be to the field in other to avoid things like this
* SHAOLIN MASTERS IN FOOTBALL
Some players like joel barton, shawcross, nigel de jong are career destroyer . Pls as a player be careful of who u are marking so u dont fall a victim of an unintended "shaolin kick"
You should also watch the opposite team to see if they have a gay, if they do stay clear unless u want a repetition of this.
Be careful not to take or drink anything such as (Kain-Kain, Sheekpe, Orijin, Alomo, MacDowell, Agbo and even Yoyo bitters) before going to the pitch otherwise you will see the ball like this man and you may end up scoring an Own-goal
Do not over carry the ball, learn to play with others or you will end up like this guy here
If you have an enemy in the opposite team be at alert at all times and dont try to score because you've just sign a death warrant if you do so.
*INTERESTING FELLOWS
Every form of private relationship should be done outside the pitch unlike these guys who wants to show the world how good they look together
Do not allow anybody to touch the sensitive parts of your body(especially d B*lls) as they can serve as an antidote to Anger.
*KNOCK OUT TACKLE
Guide yourself against any ruthless tackle and dont vie for all balls, some balls are better left unfought for in other to avoid the "knock out tackle"
pls endeavour to learn from this "winks"
LOLS
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